Maidstone - Flaming Henry's - July 26th, 2009
Published: August 27th, 2009
HI-ON MAIDSTONE 2009
...the alarm bell rings...
I awoke the next morning to be greeted with the news that I was now an uncle! I celebrated this with a yawn, an expulsion of gas and a cup of coffee.
Once the rest of the lads were awake we ambled down into Dartford town for a slap-up breakfast. Poor Swifty couldn't quite manage his, and he was somewhat bloated for the return journey. In order to avoid him destroying the lav at Manic Towers I suggested a cheeky pint in one of my local watering holes. A pint of wonderous ale in the back garden of The Royal Oak was in order, followed by another in the Rose & Crown at the top of the hill. Whilst Swifty, Dugginson and I supped on our ale, Messrs Harris and McBrain chucked sharp things at a coloured circle.
 A good game of arrows... |
 ...a few dozen barrels |
Upon returning we had a butchers at 'Flight 666', which I had not seen yet. Highly enjoyable, with McBrain Jnr. shouting out the names of just about everybody in it! In no time at all it was 5:00pm and time to roll out to Maidenstone.
Arrival at the venue...
Flaming Henry's provided us with a nice gig upon our last visit 2 years ago (check out the diary from that weekend on our forum...somewhere!). The only thing we weren't looking forward to was the upstairs load-in / downstairs load-out. Gritting our teeth we lugged the gear up the stone steps and through the upstairs kitchen towards the concert hall. The public address system looked a little sad, and had apparently been left on all night much to the dismay of the sound-man. As the rest of us wouldn't be mic-ed up, the naff system was causing Mr Dugginson much fluster. It does massively suck knowing that no-one will be able to hear your remarkable talents as a musician. One speaker stack seemed to be working, the other not. The red mist was rising, so I quickly set up and retired to the dressing room not wanting to be Bruce's next victim!!!

Coco Dugginson finds himself a new wig
 ...as a row of tents!
The gig itself was well played by all members, but to a teeny tiny audience. This was the cause of some consternation amongst us Hi-on chaps, as the gig had been rescheduled twice because the venue had apparently not received our posters and thusly couldn't advertise. We arrived to find that they had received our posters, put up a few of their own and assumed people would just turn up. This was a crying shame as the gig last time had been well attended and received rapturously. Such is life, it seems. My personal diary from the evening sums it up thusly: "Good gig, no audience, shit P.A.". Not a lot more to say, really!
 Just escaped from Monkey World
Post-mortem...
We sat around drinking for roughly three weeks before finally giving into our fate and lugging all the gear back downstairs. Not anyone's idea of fun, but at least the load-out wasn't upstairs. That would be killer. Nicko went home with his mother and Mr. Harris bid us farewell at the base of the stairs. Swifty, Duggan and I buggered off back to mine and enjoyed a Pink Floyd DVD with some beer before turning in for the night.
...and so the weekend concludes.
That's it from us until September, which sees us doing a mini-tour of Yorkshire. Looking forward to some nice views and some even nicer beer!
Til then, up the Irons!
Dave "Uncle Manic " Hurry.
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